I've been reading this all day and also snorting into my hand at work because it's so hilarious.I love you Mom (and Karren for sharing this site in the first place).

Have you all heard of Zafu.com? I know I’m not the only one who can’t find a good pair of jeans to fit my thighs while making my waist appear smaller and my behind appear tight (emphasis on “appear”). I have yet to go jeans shopping lately but when I do, I know that I will be able to pick and choose between 47 choices of jeans that look good on my body type. I'm really leaning toward these David Kahn's.